Ok, Before we start I just wanna Say that I LOVE Chikn Nuggit, Hello My name is Alexander, I began watching the series around April 2021 And I got pretty Hooked, I know most of the characters and Lore I recently Ordered a Computer from amazon So.....On Scratch On Found this...weird Chikn Nuggit Fangame titled "Chikn Nuggit: The Video game" The description read; "In this Video game You Play as your preferred Chikn nuggit Character, Chikn, Chee, hawt saus and Fwench fwy, You can choose too Play: Story Mode or Training Mode (Training mode recommended For starters)" Soooo My Curious ass decided to Play the game, I played Training mode first. I chose Chikn (I dunno I guess Cuz he's the main character)
Training mode seems Non-Level based its just a Fun stroll around A weird House...I think, I dunno?
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Ok thats......weird (Take note about Chikns Facial expression) The game basically glitched out and I had too Restart it. Ok, now we can Begin Story Mode.
hmm, With My knowledge on The Chikn Nuggit Universe it makes sense Bezel would do Something like this, So this is Storymode.
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Ok, This definitely Reminds me of a Scratch Game, Theres Nothing Speical about this Map Layout, Im assuming Sody Pop is probably a Boss, I decided to Click on a Level Icon.
In the Game You Fight Orange Snakes, Chikns main Attack is Biting and Scratching. But for some reason He can shoot a Heat beam From his Eyeball....
It does a Lot of damage, I don't know how this fits into the lore but I'm not complaining. There's nothing special too this Level it appears in most parts of the world TBH.
That seems like A Fun objective, Oh I just remembered I haven't fought Sody pop yet!!
Sody pop was quite agile, He attacked by kicking and biting, He could also explode like he does in the series.
He seems too do this randomly as he most likely has infinite energ-
uhhhhhhhhhhhh, I know now these glitches were my first warning sign that there was something quite wrong with this Game but foolishly I ignored it, I expected too be transported too mars but instead i went too...Saduade
what - Microsoft 368
WHAT??! th-THATS NOT THE RIGHT PLANET!!! Bezel said......Ok ok Maybe Its part of the game That I'd be Sent too the wrong planet, as for the planet itself....
I saw the two bosses were Cofi and Sody pop, The music sounded like a Faint rumble every 6 seconds then followed by a eerie Vocalization, It was slightly ominous. As Usual I entered the first Level I saw.
This level was indeed Strange, The music was A peaceful yet Tragic Melody with a Faint wolf howl in the background. It Reminds me of my Old memories but for some reason in a Peaceful way, But the wolf howl adds a Slight Dangerous Element too the song. As I progressed further I Encountered Some rather strange enemies.
They Resemble some kind of Alien too a degree, It attacked by swiping its arms at me, Despite that fact it didn't do a lot of damage. These Types of Levels seem too only spawn around the forest part of the map, I decided too go too a Level simply titled "Lake" and you'll see why later.
The level begins with a Large Moon in the sky, When on land The music has a rather...Romantic? tone I guess its hard too make of it, Its some kind of violin and a faint Vocal in the background. I Dived into the water after a Few seconds just too Check.
The music changed, It had a Fantasy-esque sound too It. The Kelp gives you pretty Good Cover from enemies, Speaking of enemies, Don't Go into the water Most of the enemies consist of Angry Walruses that will attack if You Get Close.
There pretty easy Too avoid but sometimes I prefer too Attack them for EXP, Interesting side note If you Encounter 2 Walruses You can make one of them Accidentally Stab another One with it's Tusk.
I didn't intentionally cause this, it just happened, all I can say is; "Eh Poor Bastard." Now I can go test out the Final Level of this World before I fight the bosses, "Cavegame"
The only enemies in this Level are weird Flying bat-like creatures, The music was just a Silent Wooooosh theme with a Slight clang of swords every 4 seconds, As for the enemies, There rather annoying, They seem too Pin you down and Suck on your Health down like some kind of parasite.
Its to not too - Microsoft 368
They don't do that much damage but there difficult too deal with. Now i'm going too go Fight the bosses, I went too Fight Sody Pop Little did I know Sody Pop and his sprite would become vastly different.
This Utahraptor has replaced Sody Pop, It has the same colour Palette as Sody (Orange, Brown and White) but it looked like some kind of raptor (Specifically a Utahraptor) and attacked differently too.
It didn't run very fast so It relayed on curling into a Ball and running me over, It doesn't do Alot of damage and Im pretty sure Dinosaurs CAN'T curl into a ball anyhow. I should also Mention that The boss music was the same as Sody Pops theme, Which was a Epic but Energized Techno 8-bit theme, Its hard too describe but sounds like a 8-bit rendition of Havana too a T. Now I can go Fight Cofi.
Cofi's Fight was pretty weird, For starters her theme was strange; It sounded Sassy and Hypnotic which may have helped too her advantage. She had a pretty Powerful attack;
Scratching, Sure it may not look like much in the Screenshot but it was by far Cofi's Most powerful attack. Other than that she was pretty simple mostly attacking by Biting and Punching.
After that I thought I was going too the next planet, But i wasn't....I was taken back too the board, The music was gone and all I saw was a Black Icon with Slushi's face. Since it was the only way too exit I Went in.
Oh crap thats your 2nd warning out of 4th! - Microsoft 368
The music for this level was a Faint Drumbeat, It sounded extremely Slowed so It wasn't very long before I started too haul Ass. With Nowhere else too Go I went underblood.
I heard I loud Roar and started too move faster, Thank god I did. Becuase As soon as I Climbed my ass out of the Blood this thing appeared....
...I know looking back it doesn't look that scary But the sheer speed it jumped out of the blood and well Its Design seemed really Unexpected I got a sheer adrenaline Boost and ran as fast as My legs could carry me, It let out A ear splitting Cry of frustration as I ran off screen. I'm Just lucky I guess. Before I got too the next world I collapsed on too my bed and asked, "Who made this?" Maybe it was a Group project and they decided too show it off on scratch? it was all fruitless Guesses but it was so Strange, Why would someone put any of this in a chikn nuggit game? Like The Unknown enemies, The Utahraptor and That...thing that looks like slushi, Oh well its probably just something a rather Crazy Chikn Nuggit fan would have made (Though judging by all the Porn invasions on the wiki A more expected fan game would be some creep replacing all the characters with crudely drawn genitalia) Now that i'm done guessing I progressed too the next world "Kaumaha"
BRUH WHY THE PO WORD - Microsoft 368
I Knew then that it was intentional that all the planets weren't the ones Bezel had mentioned.
Oh...wow Kaumaha was a strange world, The music was very werid its a silent Violin with a Sorrowful Piano, It made me feel Depressed and Unnerved I dunno why but like most Board music it made this world seem dangerous and Ominous, Though the best surprise was still too come. I entered the first Level and Too my surprise Bezel appeared!!
A NEW playable character? this is exciting!! ok so it seems I had Too complete a Quiz about the character!
Ok hint 1 was pretty out there It could be a New Original character. My first guess would have been slushi but this next Hint made that answer invalid.
Ok thats weird.....I don't know alot of chikn nuggit characters that stand upright but the final question made every Anwser invalid..
Shes not from chikn nuggit?? The next screen showed 3 Boxes One was Blue the other was Brown and the final one was Red, I chose the blue one because of the first question...the result was Mind blowing!
IKR. - Microsoft 368
ITS BLUEY!!!!! Thats surprising, Bluey could do what chikn could do, she could punch, Her kick was replaced by a tail whip and finally she could shoot a Beam from the blue patch on her belly. (I still don't get it)
Ok this level "Temple of green" is very sickly, Its music was a energitic techno redition of some kind of native american theme, It felt hypnotic and made me feel like the devolper of this game was drugged out of his skull!! These levels took up most of Kaumaha.
There were also these werid ghost snakes. they don't do any damage but will try too attack you if you get close.
yay bunya toy town is here. - Microsoft 368
This level is what I call "Dementia" The music makes me feel very sad It was a Slow ukelele it made me feel like I just lost a Friend or had a friend who was ill, but it was slightly comforting, as you can see the level is a Ice biome with large ice mountains Theres also some water which I don't know if its harmful or not but im staying out of it!
Later on I found this humanoid creature drinking from a toxic wastle barrel, I don't know why but when i approched her I felt a Sense of Deja Vu despite the fact I've never seen her before I tried too stop her but she ran into the water, I wanted too follow but instead a large Creature rose out of the water.
It fought well but It was no match for me. This was a werid level but it was slighty Comforting.
This level was far less comforting It had a creepy theme which was a errie churchbell Also those creepy staring faces didn't help, they had a look of horror too there face and If that wasn't enough The level took about 19 minutes too beat.
after that most of the levels had been completed, I also noticed a Strange humanoid at the end of the level walking on all fours with a Creature attached too its butt (Which might be a refrence too the Human Centipede) So im just going too fight the bosses first.
Not cofi was certainly ugly but he had a attack i was not prepared for..
Before we could attack each other he froze me in a Ice block and when i got out he was no pushover as soon as I punched him he punched back His tactic relyed on Makin sure i was as far away as possible and he lacked any long distance attack that did any damage.
Not cofi was pretty powerful.
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Sasspirlla was a pretty weak boss TBH she could only attack by punching and biting so it took a few minutes too beat her. And as much I Hoped otherwise The slushi face appeared on the map...I prepared myself and went in with bluey
As soon as I started I noticed some Rocks in the way so i Decided there were only two ways I go Left or go through the rocks (The last option was what I chose) As soon as I was plowing through the rocks I heard a Loud roar.
By the end it launched out of the rocks and tried grabing me Thankfully I escaped Slushi. Another level Done! I was finally sent too the next world "Demento"
Demento was a strange world.
It had a Rather epic sounding music it was a Electronic theme that had a Thump every Few seconds, Before i went too go explore I saw that most of the map was covered in fire.
I noticed the fire in the background and decided too explore further I noticed a bunch of Blue enimies running for their lives but I continued going right.
The level wasn't very long and only took about 2 minutes.
This level is a desert as you can see it has a rather contry like theme its music is a banjo which gives it a westren vibe.
the only enimies were these green skinny dinosaurs they ran away if i got too close.
This next level is what I like too call firewall It has no enemies for the moment. but then I found the grey creature from the dementia level, The only diffrence being it was white instead of Grey and its hair was grey instead of Black (Probably due too age)
she seemed really scared of me and trembled before droping into the fire below..It was the same as the encounter in Dementia including the fact a Large creature came out of the fire afterwards.
this one was abit more of a challenge as it was slower but when It touched you it did extra damage, thankfully when it was defeated it sank into the fire from wence it came. I'm very confused this grey creature keeps reappearing and everytime it does it falls into the water and turns into a giant creature (I think) I dunno its kinda like the Slushi jumpscare levels. Now onto the bosses!
Not-Sasspirlla was a weird opponent not only did she look weird she was the largest boss battle yet she could barely fit on the screen and she was MUCH more of a challenge
She would throw balls at chikn nuggit and They will latch onto the player and drain health THEN if that wasnt enough the balls would explode and do extra damage. Ironically when She got too low health Not-Sody Pop (The utahraptor) appeared and started fighting Her.
He was able too destroy Not-sapperilla with ease.
after the fight Not-sody pop walked over and looked at me. I deicded too cheek out one more level before fighting Hawt Saus.
This level was a strange one. It was a Tropical beach It had a Peaceful Piano music which made me feel relaxed.
Afterwards I decided too hop into the water, The music shifted too the fantasy Music from the Lake level and I was transported too a more tropical verison of that level.
The kelp was much shorter and the level was much brighter and colorful. Most of the enemies were the killer walruses but they were too busy hunting each other. Now time too fight Hawt saus!!
hawt saus was a strange boss he was way more powerful than he looked his favorite attack was Breathing fire in my face.
it did a lot of damage and hawt saus could've won...sadly afterwards the Slushi face appeared again.
I prepared myself and went in.....
the entire level had platforming obstacles which I had too jump from.
I heard thta blood shattering roar and hauled my ass forward...It appeared in some kind of flying form and rammed through the Blocks...afterwards i escaped with my life
I've noticed the main goal of these levels isn't too Kill the player it's just too jumpscare them...Slushi never catches me but always makes me jump...I was transported too the Next world...Exodous
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Exodous was a bizzare world..its music was a Violin that sounded slowed and...distorted?
I know the board here seemed small but in actuallity it was quite big The largest board in the game you just can't see that because the rest of the board isnt on screen, I scrolled too the right too see who my enemies would be this time.
It was cheezborger and Not-Hawt saus The first level i went too was the forest.
Personally I found this level quite foreboding just the sight of all those trees made me feel unsafe the music was a piano that sounded a lot like the tracks from Minecraft but with a lower pitch, It made me feel very sad in a way so but in a way it was probably my favorite track.
The level consist of These white flightless birds and these Red Lizards that chase me around
I noticed Not-sody pop fighting off some of the lizards, His appearances feel weird he's the only "Not" character that appears multiple times after his boss battle, I tried approaching him but he just ran away.
this level was super relaxing, As it stretched on I felt calm and relaxed, The music helped but as I streched on there were fewer and fewer animals until I encountered a Baby Lizard.
The mother looked at me for a few Minutes before the level abruptly ended.